Average b-day this year, wasnt as shitty as i thought it would turn out because of recent events. But i'll be ok in time, time being key here. I got mostly candy, Cadbury creme eggs specifically. I think my family is plotting to make me fat :p
Charizard is much better, apparently i cant count because he is actually 9 months this month. Measured him a few weeks ago and he's about 16 inches, probably 17 now. I have discovered that if fed Mangoes he will rewards you with the biggest and smellyist pile of poo imaginable. You think cat-boxes and horse shit smell bad? Feed Charizard Mangoes, you'll probably throw up. Not kidding. Good thing there only treats, otherwise i doubt i'd be able to clean up his tank in the mornings.
One thing i have noticed about my big orange fire beast though. I didnt think he would be afraid or wary of cats because of Sammy, Aces cat. Turns out he is smarter than i thought. Charizard could care less about my retarded fat cat Tiffy, but as soon as the white cat Boobles (Princess Ivoree) comes near him if hes not in his tank Charizard hisses and beards at her. He then will run away. Hes definitely a smart lizard, because that cat is the feline embodiment of Satan. You can ask anyone, they'll confirm.
I'm working with Cold Blooded Encounters as a reptile presenter now, doing educational shows and partys. I think i'm doing ok, at least i did during training. My first show alone is coming up this sunday, hopefully i dont screw this up.
Charizard is much better, apparently i cant count because he is actually 9 months this month. Measured him a few weeks ago and he's about 16 inches, probably 17 now. I have discovered that if fed Mangoes he will rewards you with the biggest and smellyist pile of poo imaginable. You think cat-boxes and horse shit smell bad? Feed Charizard Mangoes, you'll probably throw up. Not kidding. Good thing there only treats, otherwise i doubt i'd be able to clean up his tank in the mornings.
One thing i have noticed about my big orange fire beast though. I didnt think he would be afraid or wary of cats because of Sammy, Aces cat. Turns out he is smarter than i thought. Charizard could care less about my retarded fat cat Tiffy, but as soon as the white cat Boobles (Princess Ivoree) comes near him if hes not in his tank Charizard hisses and beards at her. He then will run away. Hes definitely a smart lizard, because that cat is the feline embodiment of Satan. You can ask anyone, they'll confirm.
I'm working with Cold Blooded Encounters as a reptile presenter now, doing educational shows and partys. I think i'm doing ok, at least i did during training. My first show alone is coming up this sunday, hopefully i dont screw this up.
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